Civilian John had the high hand of the week. I don’t remember the score so I’m going to with 24.

As we approach the season where people add various spices to their coffee, a concept I’m still not on board with, let us take a minute to remember that in the 1600s wars were fought over the island that grew nutmeg, cloves and mace. The first two are key ingredients in pumpkin spice and the latter a key ingredient on the keychains of people who drink pumpkin spice lattes. Keep this in mind next time you indulge in this mix with a violent history.

Kraft Jet-Puffed Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows

I’ll close with a reminder that for the sake of humanity please do not think of these marshmallows when Gozer asks you to choose the form of the Destructor.

This post was sponsored by Kraft artificially flavored marshmallows and a grant from the Columbia University Department of Parapsychology.

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